hornersimpson:

People with cute noses are lucky

(Source: daytimeblogger)

What tumblr has done to me
  • Sees Porn: no reaction

ultra-overdosin:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck

  • Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!
  • Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??

😂😭😂 biggest fear

(Source: memewhore)


fixatedonfashion:

Life tips from Willam

kfblaz:

RIP Lewis Marnell and Shane Cross, that’s fucking crazy, I did not know they died.

smutno-mi-czasem:

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that bitch look like a baby deer on stilts

urbnskte:

i need a new pair

ven0moth:

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry


holliesgolightly:

Elle DE July 1998 Uma Thurman by Peter Lindbergh

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt)

zygoats:

"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out