- Sees Porn: no reaction
My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
Smooth as fuck
- Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!
- Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??
Life tips from Willam
if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry
Elle DE July 1998 Uma Thurman by Peter Lindbergh
doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out